Bard all up in this Bitch: I don't think my boss truly appreciates just how lucky he is that I forgot to turn my phone off last night
Went to bed early
Get a call at 1
Talk to my boss while I’m standing/sleeping
Go back to bed
Realize what just happened
Text him:
“Did you just tell me I had an 11:30 gig or did I just dream that?”
Reply:
“You have an 11:30 gig this is a fact, not a dream”
What would have happened were my…
good luck with that faggot face.
oh look now I’m mad at you, no reason though.
Damn brad it’s like the aspen mountains up in your shit.
What does a little place called Aspen have to do with my face?
the aspen mountains are pretty god damn rocky, brad.
your day is the aspen mountains, brad.
But Aspe is beautiful this time of year
Today is an awful day
Use your fucking brain
I think I might throw you off a mountain in Aspen, brad.
then maybe you’ll understand.
We can only hope you can throw me far enough away from the mountain to for it to to be called, “being thrown off a mountain” and not just, “rolled down a very steep decline for a while.” Otherwise you might find that I have learned a whole different lesson entirely!
How about I just shoot you and throw rocks at your body
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awaitingflyingtraps reblogged this from mfwthebard and added:
How about I just shoot you and throw rocks at your body
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mfwthebard reblogged this from awaitingflyingtraps and added:
We can only hope you can throw me far enough away from the mountain to for it to to be called, “being thrown off a...
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ceasepool said:
Cool story (no sarcasm) also today is the day you listen to Venetian Snares
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